This kid UPDATE

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04/21/2016 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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I don’t know what he did this time. I don’t even understand what he’s trying to say.

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This is rich.

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“SHE CAN’T MODULATE THE TORQUE STEER” i’m dying

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DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:29

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Maybe he drove around with the valve cover off?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Berang
04/21/2016 at 19:30

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I think that’s what it looks like but I’d like to put him above that.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:30

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Is there more of this? Because this is hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > RyanFrew
04/21/2016 at 19:32

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I have some old screenshots I could dig up. He at first asked me if I knew any place to get cheap miata engines. The car already had a re manufactured one in it.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:32

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Well it’s either that or they’re calling something a valve cover that’s not a valve cover.


Kinja'd!!! derf > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:35

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Maybe he removed the valve cover and put it back without replacing the gasket?

Also, in what possible context is removing a valve cover “suspicious"?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:36

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Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:38

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I hope you sent a link to a LS crate engine


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:50

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SR20 is needed.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:51

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You have to give us the whole story, nothing less will do!


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 19:57

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This is like the pathetically drunk guy you see in the bar, and you’re really not sure if you want to pity him and take him home or just laugh.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > RyanFrew
04/21/2016 at 20:15

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Why Not A 13B?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > derf
04/21/2016 at 20:34

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Like is he doing it in public?


Kinja'd!!! derf > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:38

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Even if he is, I’m not sure what suspicions it’s supposedly arousing. “Hey, I suspect that guy is replacing his valve cover gasket!”

Only, you know, maybe not replacing it if oil is going everywhere afterwards. :)


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:45

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at this point I’d just call him and ask:

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Kinja'd!!! jimz > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:46

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This is all “I don’t know how a car works, I know some names of parts, help me oh god why is my engine glowing green.”


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:46

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I await more. The curiosity is strong.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:49

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That looks like coolant smoke, not oil smoke. I don’t think it’s possible for worn valve guides to cause that much smoke in the first place.

Also how would the crank bend?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
04/21/2016 at 20:50

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just added one.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:52

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Sometimes you just have to take folks tools away for their own good.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Berang
04/21/2016 at 20:54

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I need to do a full collection post on everything this kid has sent me over the years.

https://www.instagram.com/benneunsinger/

Look at his street racing conversations.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > jariten1781
04/21/2016 at 20:55

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If only I cared.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 20:57

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I don’t have an instagram account, so I’ll just take your word for it.


Kinja'd!!! Busslayer > derf
04/21/2016 at 21:22

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I got a vibe that maybe he was trying to swap one from a different car - like during a test drive at a dealership or maybe. Sounds like the gasket surface is damaged on his.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 21:23

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FYI, I would block out that number. I know that no right thinking person on here would even think to harass this guy, but there could be a few crazy lurkers out there.

Nonetheless, good taste in cellular devices. Android for lyfe.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 21:27

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I thought about it but it takes time at this point. I’ve also posted his number before and he doesn’t really care.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 21:32

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Well that’s OK, then.

Anywho, I’ve been thinking it over with friends and we might be up in Boone for a weekend soon, to hike and do other things. What things are to be done? I went to Boone when I was eight, and the only thing I remember doing is eating at the Pizza Hut and seeing my first Tercel 4WD Wagon.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 21:35

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Shims? Like gaskets? My head hurts trying to remove this much logic.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 21:37

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Parkway, hiking, Blowing Rock has some cool shops, mountain biking at rocky knob and other leisure activities. Really not much outside of hiking. Most of the scenic ones are off the parkway.

If you come to App I can show you the thermomolder, the CNC machines, the laser cutter, and the design department’s roof lounge.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 21:52

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OK, sounds like fun. I can’t actually hike for too long due to my back issues. And roof lounge sounds interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 21:55

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It’s just an old chair someone left on the roof. But we do have full roof acess.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 21:56

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Also for a fun drive take US 221 from Linville to Blowing Rock.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 22:32

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I do think under North Carolina Statute 4.20, a chair on a roof immediately quantifies the aforementioned roof as a roof lounge. These are just facts.

But I don’t think we’ll be on 221, as we will probably be in an old Grand Cherokee with 165,000 on it and broken and/or sticky everything.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 22:35

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It’s a blast in anything.

You’re pretty spot on with the roof thing. Also strangely enough since they’re state owned buildings they don’t have to meet code.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 22:49

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Wait. State owned buildings don’t have to meet code?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 22:51

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Yup. At least that’s what they tell me. I believe it.

My work space is hazardous AF


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Slant6
04/21/2016 at 23:13

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Care to explain? This baffles me. I did the Town of Cary School of Government, and they boasted how everything is not terrible.

Oh, my English teacher graduated from App.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jack Does Cars
04/21/2016 at 23:16

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It’s entirely possible that the University just forgot that we had these buildings. Most people here don’t even know we have a design program and they think the building we use is for maintenance.


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04/22/2016 at 06:33

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I’m too confused to even make a comment on what the hell he may be doing. Poor grammar only adds to the confusion.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Slant6
04/22/2016 at 08:30

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(Still asleep. saw smoke on startup and immediately thought we were talking about a bmw.)


Kinja'd!!! derf > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
04/23/2016 at 01:12

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Shims for valve adjustments, I guess. Presumably he wants to use BMW valve shims to do an adjustment on the Miata engine?


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Slant6
04/24/2016 at 06:56

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I bet I can guess what happens at night on “Blowing Rock.”


Kinja'd!!! jimz > derf
04/24/2016 at 06:58

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“Wait a minute! Two priests? That’s impossible!”


Kinja'd!!! jimz > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
04/24/2016 at 06:59

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OKAAAAY!